Two Funny Calls

I had two funny calls last night at work:

Call 1
I had a Son call to activate services for his Father.

In the background I could hear the poor little old man saying rather loudly: "ohhhhhhhh I gotta poop. I gotta poop bad. ohhhhh I gotta poop. I gotta poop bad. Ohhhhhhh... Please help me poop. I gotta poop real bad. ohhhhhhhh I gotta poop. I gotta poop bad. ohhhhh I gotta poop. I gotta poop bad. Ohhhhhhh... Please help me poop. I gotta poop real bad" and so on.


Poor thing!




Call  2
Another one tonight was a Lady calling from a Maternity Ward.
She: I just gave birth...... a vaginal birth.....through my Vagina.
I: um......Congratualtions!
She: My Doctor says I have to be here for a couple days.
I: Would you like to activate your TV?
She: Not now..... I have to ask you a question?
I: Ok.....how may I help you?
She: How do you think I should be in here. I just had a vaginal birth.
I: I would think that would be up to your Doctor.
She: Well... I am just asking. I mean, really. It was  a vaginal birth...through the VAGINA!
I: I would have no idea. You will need to ask your Doctor about that.
Would you like for me to activate your TV?
She: Yes.


People are so funny!