The Hubs is taking a Tactical Rifle Class for work. He will be out at a Firing Range for 3 Days. Because the Range is out in the middle of nowhere, he has to pack his lunch and drinks while in class.
Following is a conversation we had about what to pack:
Hubs: I want to get Bologna and American Cheese for my Sandwiches.
Me: Honey...American Cheese is so processed! Why don't we get you some Turkey and some nice Swiss Cheese?
Hubs: No....I want Bologna and American Cheese.
Me: OK........ But how about we get you some fruit to take with you instead of a bunch of Hostess Snack Cakes?
Hubs: I was thinking Hostess Fruit Pies. There is fruit in that isn't there?
Me: I give up....................