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Ahhhhh.... The Memories........

This picture of Markie Post from back in the day reminded me of the '80's.

You see.......this was my hairstyle of choice back then. I remember running to my stylist with her pic and saying " I want my hair like this." That was back when Mullets were cool.

Ahhhhhh....... the Memories.........................

Jack

We had homemade milkshakes the other night.

Jack was very interested in Matt's empty cup.

So Matt tilted the cup to see what Jack would do..........

He stuck his head all the way into the cup to lick the bottom.

Too funny not to share!

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I can't write much more because I am laughing too hard!

Fruit for Lunch

The Hubs is taking a Tactical Rifle Class for work. He will be out at a Firing Range for 3 Days. Because the Range is out in the middle of nowhere, he has to pack his lunch and drinks while in class.
Following is a conversation we had about what to pack:

Hubs: I want to get Bologna and American Cheese for my Sandwiches.

Me: Honey...American Cheese is so processed! Why don't we get you some Turkey and some nice Swiss Cheese?

Hubs: No....I want Bologna and American Cheese.

Me: OK........ But how about we get you some fruit to take with you instead of a bunch of Hostess Snack Cakes?

Hubs: I was thinking Hostess Fruit Pies. There is fruit in that isn't there?

Me: I give up....................

Organic Milk

I am still trying to get the Hubs to eat better. It's a challenge but I keep trying.
I decided I would try some Organic Milk. I bulked at the price a little bit but it's better for me so it's worth it ....right?!?!?!

Conversation with the Hubs:

Hubs: What's with the Milk?

Me: What do you mean?

Hubs: It's a different container and it says Organic Milk.

Me: I know..... I thought we would try some. It is better for you. Remember.... we are trying to eat better?

Hubs: What does organic mean?

Me: It just means that the Cows are not feed anything they normally wouldn't eat and they don't get injected with hormones. They are free to roam in pastures and they eat grass.

Hubs: I don't want it.

Me: Would you just, Please, try it? The only difference is the Cows eat grass..... I swear!

He begrudgingly pours a small glass of milk..... and slowly takes a drink. (Mind you the whole while he is acting like I am making him drink battery acid)

Me: Well.... what do you think?

Hubs: I think I can taste the grass!!

Why do I even try????????????

Swimsuits

I got a new swimsuit the other day. A modest tankini that covers what should be covered and has some spandex in it to suck in what should not be there.

I tried it on for the Hubs:

Me: So do you like my swimsuit?
Hubs: Well................
Me: Go on......tell me......be honest.
Hubs: It is not that flattering.
Me: What's wrong with it?
Hubs: There is a lot of material there. It is not that sexy.
Me: I am really not going for sexy, Honey. Just something to cover this 40 year old body.
Hubs: But you should get something sexy.
Me: OK......what would you have me wear.
Hubs: (running to the computer)......OK..... I'll show you!!!!

Then he shows me pictures of girls in bikini tops, thongs, G Strings and the like.

Me: Honey!!!! I can't where those things!!!
Hubs: Why Not????
Me: Look at me.......
Hubs: What????
Me: Baby......I would need to lose 20 years and more than 20 lbs! Just because you buy the same swimsuit does not make you look like the girls in the picture!

Hubs: Oh

The Gray Sweatshirt

In an effort to be more "Green" and save on our heating bill, we turned down the old thermostat to 68 degrees this past winter. It was a little chilly at first but I got a gray zippered sweatshirt with thermal lining to keep me warm. It has kept me toasty all winter long.

Conversation with the Hubs:

Hubs: I am so glad it is Spring.

Me: I know..... I can't wait to see some flowers. Open the windows. Go for walks outside. What are looking forward to?

Hubs: Not seeing you in that gray sweatshirt!

Apples

Me: Baby, I think I am going to start buying more fresh fruits and veggies. I've been reading some stuff and I would like to get away from eating processed food.

Hubs: Why?

Me: Because processed food is very bad for you. We need to start eating better. I was thinking of starting with apples. What kind of apples do you like?

Hubs: There are different kinds of apples?

Me: Yes.....there are Granny Smith, Fuji, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Gala and many more. What kind do you like?

Hubs: Apple Pie

Living in 2008

"You Know You're Living In 2008 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies!!!
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11:00 news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around and go get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check to see that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Modern Technology......ain't it great!